Ed. Note: As you’ve probably guessed, we won’t be publishing on Memorial Day. See you Tuesday.
It’s A Long Way To Zihuatanejo: Michael Cohen is out… but we should focus on who is still in.
And What Do You Know?!?!?!: Now that federal prisons are letting white-collar criminals loose, Aunt Becky has decided it’s time to plead guilty to Varsity Blues. What were the f**king odds?
But Football In The Groin Has A Football In The Groin: Partners offer to get pies in the face for charity.
I-Rell To The Crossroads, Fell Down On Their Knees: Firm faces yet another redefining moment.